| What they say | Analysis |
|---|---|
| Quick, buy now while there are still some left | If you are selling them out, why are you paying for an ad? |
| Shop us last and save | We're too lazy and dishonest to give you low prices right away, but if you are about to buy elsewhere at a better place that actually gives you a decent price, please give us scumbags another chance. |
| We are running a special only good if you signup right now | We don't want you to take time to realize how much we are about to screw you. |