The mind of a child. Here are some comments I remember from my nine year old son during the last 10-15 minutes of a drive we took today:

How does the car know how fast it is going (as shown on the dash)? (Explanation from me.) So if it is measuring axle speed, what if you got bigger tires, would the speed shown be wrong?
Look, those two cars have three of the same bumper stickers! Upon closer inspection, we noticed they actually shared four of the same, including US flag, Support Our Troups, Reverse the Curse, and a moose logo for some sports team.
There seems to be about one squirrel's nest for about every seven trees.
How come you never seen one Canadian goose alone?